...and got reminded of the time I went back to sea to visit my family. And of course, Ben came to see me off:
...though I think he was just using it as an excuse to get a tan.
But let's set old tails to rest for a moment, and see where we all are. I know the weigh-ins are sparse around here, but there's nothing like a good feel for how knee-deep and gritty the competition is getting.
So if you don't want this fine woman for your next girlfriend:
...then show a little more excitement. Cause it looks like that chain holding her ass on this side of the planet has room to expand to let a couple of us inside.
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For the record, on this day, I weigh 315. That's down 6 pounds from last week, bitches.
ReplyDelete(Okay, so what, I had a fever for 3 days and didn't eat anything. It doesn't matter!)